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That’s my kind of comfort! I sit behind my SO on the couch sometimes.
Unspeakably cute.
…..blowing up a pig bladder?
(Source: classicporn)
Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese!
(Source: pi4nobl4ck)
I can believe it’s not butter. I can’t believe it fell out of the fridge, busted open, and coated such a large corner of my kitchen. I also can’t believe how well it cleans gunk off the floor. They could sell it for that, if it didn’t leave the floor slippery.
As if Rose McGowan wasn’t eye-watering enough before. She’s turning into Janet Jackson.
Happy birthday to Zeus!
Yes, photos from my actual life…but I’m not in any of them. My SO (the beardy guy) and our roommate (the birthday creature) are too fucking cute in that last one.
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…that’s gotta sting a little…
*as a Kermit scream, flailing arms and all*
MOTHERFUCKERJUSTFINISHDOWNLOADINGANDGETINMYPS3ANDTHENINTOMYEYEBALLSANDEARSALREADY,MADMEN!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
